Yeah, yeah, evolution shme-volution. Let’s pretend for a moment that God created everything in the universe and when he/she got to the animals, he/she was like, “Let’s do this shit.” and mixed a whole bunch of parts together to make spiders, mosquitoes, alligators, and more.
Let’s also pretend we could peer into the eyes of the Almighty and see what he/she was thinking as these creatures were made.
Starting with the parrot…
Source: Bored Panda