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How God Created Animals

… explained in Tweets.

Yeah, yeah, evolution shme-volution.  Let’s pretend for a moment that God created everything in the universe and when he/she got to the animals, he/she was like, “Let’s do this shit.” and mixed a whole bunch of parts together to make spiders, mosquitoes, alligators, and more.

Let’s also pretend we could peer into the eyes of the Almighty and see what he/she was thinking as these creatures were made.

Starting with the parrot…

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Source: Bored Panda